Memos from a Seat of Power

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU’RE SORRY I’M UPSET? YOU’RE SORRY I’M UPSET? HERE’S A CRAZY THOUGHT: WHY DON’T YOU TRY BEING SORRY THAT YOU’RE AN INSENSITIVE SHITHEAD WHO DOESN’T THINK BEFORE HE OPENS HIS MOUTH? WHY DON’T YOU TRY BEING SORRY YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO BE TACTFUL, OR TENDER, EVER? HOW ABOUT YOU JUST APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A COMPLETE DICK 85% OF THE TIME, TO EVERYONE, BECAUSE YOU’RE AN EMOTIONALLY STUNTED MAN-CHILD CAREENING THROUGH LIFE LIKE A PSYCHIC WRECKING BALL, SOMEHOW DELUDED INTO THINKING YOUR BULLSHIT IS ‘CHARMING’ OR ‘FUNNY’? THOSE ARE A FEW THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY BEING SORRY ABOUT BEFORE YOU APOLOGIZE FOR MY COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED REACTIONS TO YOUR BEHAVIOR, ASSHOLE.

JUST GO AWAY BEFORE I ‘OVERREACT’ TO WHATEVER GARBAGE IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 

Wow, if I didn’t feel like this right now it’d be hilarious.

Gashlycrumb Tinies! I love that book.

(Source: , via nefferlemort)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

… BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY PUNK ROCK. IT’S NONCONFORMIST.

YEAH, BUT IT’S ALSO COLD, AND ANNOYING. WHY CAN’T WE MIGRATE AND THEN CHALLENGE SOCIETAL NORMS?

Because that wouldn’t be punk rock, you silly duck.

nefferlemort:

thehonza:

mydreamsareneon:

the-wicked-witch:

livelifebefearless:

practice-self-love:

alexandriiarose:

laughterislikemusic:

Beautiful, broken, and fat.  hmm..

Fat… -.- beautiful & funny…?

Fat , nice, and beautiful. Thanks.

Funny, broken, and beautiful.

Fat, lovely, beautiful. -.-

Broken, lovely and whore. pretty accurate. 

Funny, Fat, Whore…truth

Fat, Beautiful, Broken… :/

Broken. Beautiful. Fool.

Very Freudian.

Sap, Nice, Beautiful. Pretty accurate.

(Source: swaymelikethesea)

choochoobear:

Thunt of the webcomic “Goblins” made me, and several other webcomics, aware of a Facebook app someone created that scrapes our sites’ content, reposts it without our permission, and - the part the really pisses me off - encourages people to donate to our comics via a link/Google Checkout account we’ve not approved or are linked with.

See the area in the read circle?  ”Keep the Something Positive app alive.”  We webcartoonists get none of that.  That all goes to the guy who set the app up - apparently someone named Lance Strish.  No link back to the webcomics he’s taken from.  No, “Hey, be sure to support the artists.”  Nothing.

This shit happens all the time in Apple’s “We’re Too Busy Counting Money to Have Quality Control” App Store.  Now webcartoonists get to deal with it on Facebook, too.

If you enjoy a webcomic - or anything - on the web, please don’t give money to the people who make apps that scrape their content without their permission.  Give it to the actual people who make the stuff you like.  If you see an app and aren’t sure if it’s “official” or not, ask the creator, but honestly, if it WAS official, the creator would have plugged it on their site.

Edit: I should point out this guy’s doing the same with 160 other comics in the same app.

Double Edit: Just to make sure some of you who’ve never read my comic know, the App is only called the Something Positive app on the page that scrapes my comic (Something Positive).  If you go to another comic’s page, say Questionable Content, it’s suddenly the Questionable Content app.

Holy crap.