Memos from a Seat of Power

animalstalkinginallcaps: YOU’RE SORRY I’M UPSET? YOU’RE SORRY...

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 11:55:05 -0500

YOU’RE SORRY I’M UPSET? YOU’RE SORRY I’M UPSET? HERE’S A CRAZY THOUGHT: WHY DON’T YOU TRY BEING SORRY THAT YOU’RE AN INSENSITIVE SHITHEAD WHO DOESN’T THINK BEFORE HE OPENS HIS MOUTH? WHY DON’T YOU TRY BEING SORRY YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO BE TACTFUL, OR TENDER, EVER? HOW ABOUT YOU JUST APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A COMPLETE DICK 85% OF THE TIME, TO EVERYONE, BECAUSE YOU’RE AN EMOTIONALLY STUNTED MAN-CHILD CAREENING THROUGH LIFE LIKE A PSYCHIC WRECKING BALL, SOMEHOW DELUDED INTO THINKING YOUR BULLSHIT IS ‘CHARMING’ OR ‘FUNNY’? THOSE ARE A FEW THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY BEING SORRY ABOUT BEFORE YOU APOLOGIZE FOR MY COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED REACTIONS TO YOUR BEHAVIOR, ASSHOLE.

JUST GO AWAY BEFORE I ‘OVERREACT’ TO WHATEVER GARBAGE IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

Wow, if I didn’t feel like this right now it’d be hilarious.

Gashlycrumb Tinies! I love that book.

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 11:01:43 -0500

Gashlycrumb Tinies! I love that book.

"Every time I seriously wonna kill someone, I listen to Mack the Knife by Bobby Darin. Then I think..."

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 23:30:25 -0500

“Every time I seriously wonna kill someone, I listen to Mack the Knife by Bobby Darin. Then I...

animalstalkinginallcaps: … BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY PUNK ROCK....

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 23:05:18 -0500

animalstalkinginallcaps:

… BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY PUNK ROCK. IT’S NONCONFORMIST.

YEAH, BUT IT’S ALSO COLD, AND ANNOYING. WHY CAN’T WE MIGRATE AND THEN CHALLENGE SOCIETAL NORMS?

Because that wouldn’t be punk rock, you silly duck.

nefferlemort: thehonza: mydreamsareneon: the-wicked-witch: li...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 22:54:58 -0500

nefferlemort:

thehonza:

mydreamsareneon:

the-wicked-witch:

livelifebefearless:

practice-self-love:

alexandriiarose:

laughterislikemusic:

Beautiful, broken, and fat. hmm..

Fat… -.- beautiful & funny…?

Fat , nice, and beautiful. Thanks.

Funny, broken, and beautiful.

Fat, lovely, beautiful. -.-

Broken, lovely and whore. pretty accurate.

Funny, Fat, Whore…truth

Fat, Beautiful, Broken… :/

Broken. Beautiful. Fool.

Very Freudian.

Sap, Nice, Beautiful. Pretty accurate.

I get so confused by social networking sites I find myself acting like an 80 year old granny who...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:47:40 -0500

I get so confused by social networking sites I find myself acting like an 80 year old granny who...

Making Google Your Bitch

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:03:26 -0500

blackcathacker: Am I the only one who thinks the example name T.P. Buttz is hilarious?

Iced Tea

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:51:37 -0500

Asked for Iced Tea. My fiance immediately brought me one. It has turned from translucent to opaque...

choochoobear: Thunt of the webcomic “Goblins” made me, and...

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:27:26 -0500

choochoobear:

Thunt of the webcomic “Goblins” made me, and several other webcomics, aware of a Facebook app someone created that scrapes our sites’ content, reposts it without our permission, and - the part the really pisses me off - encourages people to donate to our comics via a link/Google Checkout account we’ve not approved or are linked with.

See the area in the read circle? ”Keep the Something Positive app alive.” We webcartoonists get none of that. That all goes to the guy who set the app up - apparently someone named Lance Strish. No link back to the webcomics he’s taken from. No, “Hey, be sure to support the artists.” Nothing.

This shit happens all the time in Apple’s “We’re Too Busy Counting Money to Have Quality Control” App Store. Now webcartoonists get to deal with it on Facebook, too.

If you enjoy a webcomic - or anything - on the web, please don’t give money to the people who make apps that scrape their content without their permission. Give it to the actual people who make the stuff you like. If you see an app and aren’t sure if it’s “official” or not, ask the creator, but honestly, if it WAS official, the creator would have plugged it on their site.

Edit: I should point out this guy’s doing the same with 160 other comics in the same app.

Double Edit: Just to make sure some of you who’ve never read my comic know, the App is only called the Something Positive app on the page that scrapes my comic (Something Positive). If you go to another comic’s page, say Questionable Content, it’s suddenly the Questionable Content app.

Holy crap.

SUPERCUTE.

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:10:42 -0500

SUPERCUTE.

crumpetseeds: e1n: melaphantastic: Reindeer photoset, as...

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:29:36 -0500

crumpetseeds:

e1n:

melaphantastic:

Reindeer photoset, as promised.

You’ll need to click on Rudolph to see the whole thing.

I can stare at this forever. Thank you so much, melaphantastic!

Oh my god there are more of these? THESE ARE HILARIOUSLY MESMERIZING MY LORD.

Fuck. Yes.

Clipped From One of the Best Animated Films To Ever Come From Canada

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:40:31 -0500

Clipped From One of the Best Animated Films To Ever Come From Canada

VS

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 23:15:18 -0500

Me VS Term Paper. Who will win?

Hoorah!

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:57:23 -0500

Just joined Diaspora. Looks cool.

Hate. Lots of Hate.

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 19:23:16 -0500

After four days of struggle, I finally realized that one of my assignments has to slip through the...

This sounds like the story of every artist out there.

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 10:40:54 -0500

This sounds like the story of every artist out there.

Agenda for Today

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 10:39:50 -0500

Step 1: Work Step 2: Work Step 3: Work even more. Step 4: Sleep. Going to be a lovely day today.